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The Snazzle Legacy-Gen 3.0 Heir Poll

2010-09-06T14:36:00.000-07:00

It's time to decide who will take over for Laser Lemon!

Please vote at The Snazzle Legacy, Gen 3.0 Heir Poll Thread

or make your choice in the comments section of this post. :)

Thanks!

The Snazzle Legacy 2.3

2010-09-04T23:22:00.000-07:00

Last time: Spammania! Generation Green became

toddlers and much cuteness was witnessed.

Muffins were burnt and the girls became children, yay!

Warning: Swearing

Okay, a few things going on here. First of all, the pictures in this update look

grainy to me...hopefully they haven't looked grainy in the past and it is just an

issue with this batch. So, I apologize for that.

Second, where the fuck did you get a bike Jade?

Jade: Oh, the beautiful bookstore. Holder of all that is holy (fishing books).

As she stepped into the source of all fishing knowledge,

the golden glowing tiles of the bookstore floor absorbed Jade,

and she was glad.

Where the hell are these bikes coming from? Are you just pulling them

out of your asses? Oh wait, yah you are.

Studying at the library. Highly recommended.

Oh. Sad. :(

Goodbye Cinnabar, you were pretty awesome.

Cinnabar: Does this mean I can't sleep with Cho anymore?

Me: Well, I guess technically you still could.

Cinnabar: But I won't will I.

Me: Yeah, not gonna happen.

Cinnabar: Oh, I feel floaty. :]

Laser Lemon: This makes me slightly angry Grim.

Fern: C'mon Daddy, you gotta really show him how mad you are...

flex those muscles...scare death away! Grrr

Grim: /sigh

Since she is a professional writer, Margot gets to write the Gen 2 book.

It's really the best I could come up with at the time.

Jade: Be vewwy vewwy qwiet...I'm hunting fishies.

Me: You don't have to hide from them you know.

Jade: This is my personal technique. Last time I checked you

didn't know anything about fishing, so don't even argue with me. Now, SSHH!

Margot: Amagawd, my wrists!

Celadon/Lime: Awkward...

Me: Whatcha doin'?

Fern: Dancin'.

Me: O rly?

Fern: Ya rly.

It's the boys' bday!

Celadon receives the stupid trait (poor guy).

Lime received the genius trait (of course).

Laser Lemon finally reached level 10 of the martial arts skill!

/yays

Jade: Little brother, you really should come fishing with me sometime.

Celadon: Fuck that, I have a fishing video game.

Jade: But...

Celadon: Did you not hear me? Fishing. Video. Game. Who

would go outside to do something they could do inside?

Jade: But...

Celadon: No.

Jade: I hope you die.

Celadon: Ugh! You're messing me up! *button mash*

Meanwhile, Lime is busy being awesome at chess.

Celadon: Om nomnomnom. Whatchu lookin' at?

Laser Lemon: *sniffs* You act as though you were raised by wolves.

Jade: If he was raised by fish he wouldn't be acting so disgusting.

Lime: It is not possible for a fish to raise a human being actually.

Celadon: Nomnom...slurp.

Cinnabar! Lovely to see you.

Cinnabar: I really like this whole being dead thing. :)

Me: Umm, it suits you?

A birthday party for the girls!

One of Cinnabar and Chos' love children showed up.

He has quite the fierce jaw...oh my.

Jade is the first to age up and looks quite gorgeous. ^.^

And then Fern, who is also very pretty. Way to go Margot and LL!

Man in the bushes: Yah! XD

Fern: He's really ruining this moment for me.

Fern: Who invited him anyway?

Man no longer in the bushes: Oh hello cake, take two slices?...

well don't mind if I do!

Jade gained the angler trait, since she's already completely

obsessed with fishing.

Fern, who somehow looks asian, gained the savvy sculptor trait.

Fern immediately gets to work on her first masterpiece.

Savvy indeed.

Lime: Hmm, I could destroy you in two moves...badly played father.

Laser Lemon: /sad Can we just quit now then? This hurts my head.

This kid only stops gaming to eat, sleep, pee, and go to school.

Sounds like my husband (if you substitute school for work that is).

Chainsaw! Fern is gaining skill rapidly, she may be at the max of the sculptor

career before she even becomes an adult. :)

The girl LL met at work, and considered dating for like one second

started stalking him randomly.

Creepy coworker is creepy...

Another of Cinnabar and Chos' children show up at the legacy house.

This one turned out well. Too bad they can't be married into the legacy.

One is a genius, one is an idiot. One spends time expanding his mind, one

spends time expanding his achievement collection online, yet they both find

a common love in trampoline jumping.

Best purchase evar.

Why yes, it is another birthday. What would one of my

updates be without fifty birthdays and seven deaths?

WHAT WOULD IT BE?!

Celadon received slob and Lime received eccentric.

Because I don't have a random image for you, we'll

end with a peaceful shot of Jade fishing. Hooray.

End.

Thanks for reading! Heir poll will be arriving shortly. :)

/love

The Snazzle Legacy 2.2

2010-08-27T15:26:00.000-07:00

It's been a while!

Last time: The last of the yellow gen grew up

and moved out, besides our lovely heir, Laser Lemon, of course.

Laser Lemon got hitched to the adorable Margot, who

quickly popped out twin girls.

Warning: Some swearing and huge amounts of toddler spam!

Oh yes, Margot is preggers again.

I approve of your maternity wear choice this time around...

although it doesn't exactly match the decor.

Yay, Fern and Jade are growing up!

Toy box Koala is intrigued...

Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened IRL?

Every year on your birthday you just explode with sparkly awesomeness,

and are suddenly wearing different clothing and have a different hairstyle.

Okay, maybe it wouldn't be awesome, but it would definitely be interesting!

This is toddler Fern, I <3 her shoes. :)

And toddler Jade.

Watcha lookin' at Jade? I don't think your mom appreciates that...

Margot: OOOooooOOO...I should have read more pregnancy books.

Me: I really don't think reading books helps with the pain, dear.

A boy!

And another boy!

Their names are Lime and Celadon.

Celadon is a grumpy couch potato and Lime is an art hating computer whiz.

(note: these may not be the traits they were born with but they are traits they posses,

I cannot remember exactly which of their current traits they first received.)

Margot: This potty training stuff makes me want to hurl.

Fern: You make me feel so loved...

Margot: Someday, if you are chosen as heir by the internet people,

you will get married and have babies!

Jade: Mawweed!

Both Laser Lemon and Margot work incredibly hard to teach the girls

their skills.

But, no matter how much they learn they will still get

great pleasure from the simplest of things.

It's the boys' turn to become toddlets,

this only means one thing...more work for LL and Margot. =/

I am the absolutely worst sim goddess...I don't know which is which. :P

They are both cute though, don't ya think?

Lime/Celadon: Do not want!

Cinnabar: C'mon god dammit, I hate this as much as you do!

Ah, another awkward moment.

lol at Laser Lemon in his workwear.

Okay, I'll just admit it.

This update is actually just one big spamfest.

Spamity spam...

No longer do the cute and hilarious potty training faces exist in the sims,

now it's teaching your toddler to talk faces.

Margot: Just say the words! >:[

Look at those chubby legs move!

I love how the toddlers actually lean forward as if they

are using momentum, so realistic and a nice touch. :)

Laser Lemon: And then the big bad wolf blew his house down!

Lime/Celadon: What a bastard.

Laser Lemon: And he went to the house made of sticks and blew that one down too!

Lime/Celadon: Awww shit, no he DIDN'T!

[spam]

Laser Lemon: She wore her red shoes to a party and began dancing, and found she couldn't stop

and couldn't take off the shoes. An angel tells her she is condemned to dance for the

rest of her life and also in the afterlife. She eventually finds an executioner

and he cuts off her feet!

Fern: O_o

Me: Fairy tales can be pretty fucked up. /shrug

Woot woot! Go on and fend for yourselves children!

Ack!

lol

It's Stretch Fernstrong! :P

[Stretch Armstrong]

I love that they are not identical.

Jade (on the left) looks like her dad, and Fern looks like her mom.

Fern gained the coward trait and Jade gained the friendly trait.

Well it was her first try, so you can't really blame her.

Every batch after that was burnt as well, for this, I can blame her.

Cinnabar attempts to attract customers with his hypnotic guitar skillz.

Who else would come along but Cho?

Jade: Just ignore the smell, these muffins are fantastic, I promise!

Old Lady: Well...alright...

It didn't take long for these two to start making out on the front lawn.

Jade decides she needs a break from building her muffin empire and

takes some time to get to know one of her little brothers.

Which one? Anyone's guess is as good as mine!

And we conclude with a random shot of a random townie.

Townie: Pew pew! Pew!

...

Conclusion: I know not much happened here. But I just had to take

a ton of shots of the cute toddler stuff, I didn't get much of that last gen. :)

Thanks for reading!

Untitled

2010-08-14T01:06:00.000-07:00

I've had an idea for a story for a very long time and never took the time to really get into writing it. So tonight I wrote a prologue of sorts and I'm basically looking for help in deciding if it's worth continuing. I've never written a story before, so I'm not sure if my skills are enough to keep readers' interest. Please do not be afraid to be critical, I need to know!

If I do continue writing it, I will accompany the narrative with pictures from the Sims 2.

(I would like to note that this has not been thorougly edited for grammar or spelling.)

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Prologue

Her sword flew through the air, as quickly as a hummingbird’s wings, slashing down to destroy her enemy. Suddenly, another foe began to attack from behind.
“Add!” warned the female warrior, her booming voice echoed through the heads of her fellow battlers.

The fight continued as more and more enemies sprang from the dark corners of the dungeon,
attacking the group of young adventurers from every angle. The creatures they fought were deep elfs, humanoids from the darkest corners of the underground. They had long pointed ears and skin the color of a stormy sky, they were also incredibly quick on their feet and a most difficult creature to take down. The lone female wet her sword with the blood of each and every one.

A collective sigh of relief was breathed as the last enemy was slain.
“Heal us up and lets move on,” ordered the young mage. His robes shined with sweat and his hands were shaking badly from exertion.
“On it,” replied the cleric. One by one the gentle healer cured the ailments of each member of the small group until just the female remained. He was gearing up to cast a spell of healing when unexpectedly the earth began to tremble beneath them, interrupting the clerics casting.

The ground shook violently as a massive beast rose from the rocks and earth of the dungeon floor. The group stared with eyes wide open, shock and awe overwhelming them. The monster was at least ten feet tall and it’s entire body was made completely from hard stone. One colossal fist was covered with unbreakable crystals, designed to do tremendous damage. The monstrosity was known as a golem, and it was obviously being controlled by their enemies.

“Back up, get out of its range!” Shouted the female. “Attack it with your spells...” before she could complete her orders, an ear-piercing cackle sounded throughout the room.
“So you defeated my minions, fine! But you will never defeat me and my unstoppable golem! Say hello to death you despicable do gooders!” The voice came from a cloaked elf who stood in the entrance to the room. His face was almost completely hidden by the heavy black hood he wore and an evil aura emanated from his blue flesh.

The warrior took only a moment to gather her strength, then shouted a blaring cry, summoning her friends to follow her into battle. She ran straight at the warlock, whipping her heavy sword over her shoulder, preparing to give him her worst. Likewise, her comrades, dodging the behemoth that was swinging mercilessly at them, made ready for a long battle with the corrupt magician.

Her first swing was blocked by the warlock’s magical shield, but slowly the group managed to chink away at the invisible armor. Ignoring the golem was their safest bet, as its livelihood was tied in with the warlock's.

The struggle seemed to be never ending. The warlock’s intense powers were a great match for the sturdy group of adventurers, but over time they weren’t enough. The last blow was dealt by the leader herself. She gathered up her little remaining strength and swung her sharp blade directly towards the warlock's now exposed neck.

As the honed edge of her sword connected with the delicate skin of her enemy, she felt a rush of energy explode towards her. All of the souls the warlock had stolen and stored for energy, and the warlocks own soul were released into the dungeon, shrill shrieking coming from their undead mouths.

“Whew, I wasn’t sure we could do it,” claimed the mage.
“Yeah, same here. Hey, great strat, avoiding the golem...worked like a charm.” agreed the cleric, as he quickly topped up the health of each party member.
The warrior nodded her head in agreement and added, “Great teamwork, let’s roll for loot.”

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Adalyn sighed as she leaned back in her chair stretching her arms as far as they would reach. “Well Yukon,” she said softly as she stroked the silky gray cat, “another wasted night, but at least I won that necklace. My character will be unstoppable.” The cat purred in response, twisting onto his back for a stretch of his own. “I guess we should be getting to bed huh?”

The twenty year old flip off her computer and hopped the short two feet from her chair to her bed. She cuddled deep into the blankets and made sure her long body pillow was tucked firmly against her back, it made it feel as though someone else was there. Although her body was exhausted, Adalyn did not fall asleep for several hours. Instead, she stared into the emptiness that was her life, wondering where it all went wrong.

The Snazzle Legacy 2.1

2010-08-13T21:59:00.000-07:00

Last time...

Laser Lemon traveled the globe in search of

a woman to call his own, and finally found a

beautiful girl by the name of Margot in France.

Will their love be everlasting?

Warnings: Swearing, Silliness

We being this chapter with Ochre awkwardly riding

the bus with Dale, his brother from another mother.

Dale invited him over to his families shack after school.

Or maybe it isn't Dale, maybe that's the other one...

bah whatever, there are too many of them!

Oh look, there's Cho and a couple of her chillun...

doesn't she look pleased with her life?

You sure did make some great choices Cho!

Oh! Ochre is growing up!

Nice one Ochre XD

I would have to recommend the

"Kill 50 Sims and bury them in my backyard"

LTW for you Ochre.

You look like you could handle that.

Saffron: Hey...is that a weird mole?

Laser Lemon: Uhh...

Saffron: Maybe it's a pimple, lemme pop it.

Laser Lemon: Please go away...

Finally, Margot is here!

You didn't think there was any chance Laser Lemon would

get with someone else did you?

Margot and Laser Lemon are meant to be, I swear it.

Laser Lemon: I have something to ask you...

Laser Lemon: Will you be my wife?

Margot: O_O

She said yes of course.

I mean, who would turn down Laser Lemon?!

Private Wedding Spam!

Julienne and Saffron are completely oblivious to what

has just happened behind them...

Margot got a makeover.

She is so adorable, I am in love with her :D

As is Laser Lemon!

Margot: If the whole woohoo thing doesn't work out,

we could just have test tube babies.

Laser Lemon: Or we could just keep trying the old fashioned way...

I don't mind. :)

Laser Lemon: I wasn't wearing my mask this time,

maybe if I wear my mask...

Margot: *giggle*

Ack! Julienne!

Who will clean the house?!

I kid, I kid D:

The range of emotions being felt in this room is just

too much to bear.

Sadness, heartbreak, confusion, glee...

Saffron, couldn't you wait another minute?!

Margot honestly has no idea what is goin' on.

Welcome to the legacy dear.

It was all too much for Saffron to bear...she passed out immediately after aging.

And finally Margot got it.

That night, Margot was awakened by some nausea. :D

Ah, the joys of pregnancy.

I extended the house a bit in preparation for

the coming generation.

Is it just me or does it look like Cinnabar

is only pretending to be heartbroken for someone else's benefit.

Margot: Ooooo shiny!!!

And then she popped.

Yes, despite the recent death in the family,

things are going well for the Snazzles.

Laser Lemon learned to meditate, something

he hasn't used since this day. =P

And Cinnabar reconnected with Cho.

It's a good thing she's an elder now and can no

longer have kids...

Laser Lemon is the ideal father-to-be.

Obviously his own father did not influence this behaviour.

Cinnabar: I got an idea, how bout you don't have any kids.

They only annoy the crap outta you and take up all your hard earned money.

Laser Lemon: Christ Dad, when did you become the grumpy old man?

Laser Lemon: If you even say or do anything bad to my kids,

I'll kick your wrinkly butt.

Cinnabar: Yeah, yeah, we'll see about that.

Snoz II: Blub, blub.

(he's still alive!!!)

Incoming baby!

Make that babies! :)

Twin girls, Jade and Fern.

Jade's traits are- loves the outdoors and loner

Fern's traits are- frugal and absentminded.

Their nursery is not this bright in my game =/

Julienne rises from the grave to see her first grandchildren.

Or to jump on the trampoline, whatever.

That's alright Julienne, the girls are busy being fed and changed anyway.

Oh, ahem, looks like you found something, or someone, else to occupy your time.

Carry on.

Cinnabar has about a trillion lifetime reward points to spend,

so I got them this fancy schmancy food replicator.

Hmm, I wonder what they're up to?

Cinnabar surprises everyone by participating in the

raising of his grandchildren. Who woulda thought it.

End.

I apologize for the complete

lack of entertainment value in this update.

I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday and I'm still in

some pain, so I'm not at my best.

Hope it wasn't too painful to read! :)

The Snazzle Legacy 2.0

2010-08-10T15:02:00.000-07:00

Last time, Cinnabar's girlfriend gave birth to twins making the

headcount including legitimate children, nine.

Nine children Cinnabar! How dare you?!

Also, Cinnabar slid comfortably into elderhood,

going from the title image, he seems to be enjoying it.

Warning: Swearing + Sillyness

We being this chapter with a birthday.

Laser Lemon (Mr. Awesome himself) is becoming a

young adult! This means he will take over as head of household.

I would like to point out that as of this update the legacy is no

longer an ISBI, I must have control! (Plus it was boring me

having the sims on the home lot all the time.)

Giallo shows up to the party in his athletic wear and...what the hell?!

Get tattooed much Giallo?

Well alright then. You must be hooking up

with the tattoo artist (ole rolls her eyes into her head lady)

because last time I checked you were unemployed and tattoos

do not come cheap!

I am completely perplexed as to why I took this at

such an odd angle...actually I don't know why I took it at all!

Oh wells. Yeah go Cinnabar, play that guitar!

Laser Lemon: I wish my sister would stop blowing that thing in my face!!!

Well that's just a waste of a perfectly good birthday wish Laser Lemon...

(gotta think up a nickname for him, Laser Lemon is just too much to

type sometimes. I mean, it takes all of one second...)

Cinnabar: So HAPPY 8D

Laser Lemon: My birthday! XD

Giallo: Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

Saffron: I just realized that this moment is probably the

highlight of my otherwise dull and dreary life. That in just a few days time

I too will become a young adult but I will not receive the massive attention

Laser Lemon is being gifted this day. No, I will be kicked unceremoniously

to the curb and never thought of or spoken to again. I will probably go

the way of Giallo and scar my body with vile, useless art. Oh the horror!

Oh...the...horror! ._.

Ahem, moving on...

There is, without a doubt, something wrong with Julienne.

Standing in the bushes looking lost and emo...who does that?

Laser Lemon: I feel it! The awesomeness is growing inside me...

I can no longer contain it...must SPIN and SPARKLE!

Laser Lemon: Ahhh, much better.

Julienne: I like books. :>

Looks just like his father...maybe he has his mom's eyes?

Hard to say, but it doesn't matter because he looks good! :)

Laser Lemon rolled the LTW to max his athletic

and martial arts skills. I got him a gig in the athletic

career...figured that was a given.

I also forget what his final trait was...but it obviously

wasn't important or interesting in any way. I will

definitely update on that.

After getting his job, Laser Lemon traveled to China

to gain the knowledge he needs to master the art of martial!

Laser Lemon: Who is Martial?

Me: Sorry, martial arts.

Laser Lemon: His last name is Arts? That's silly.

*shrug*

China is pretty and stuff.

I'm not sure which is funnier, Laser Lemon's complete lack of

any skill or the fact that Mr. Purple Gi is farting bubbles somehow...

Laser Lemon: Fuck yeah! I'm so badass. Hi-yah!

Mr. Purple Gi: Lawlz, this guy thinks he's good. Gotta

take a picture to post on the interwebz.

Nicely done!

Laser Lemon spent much of his vacation searching for cute girls,

but found none. So he spent the rest of the time swimming...

because that is so productive.

He arrived back in Twinbrook safely and went

to the gym to workout and extend his search for everlasting love.

There was not a soul to be found, or a woman to check out

at the gym.

The diner was also devoid of sims.

And the laundromat as well.

Sigh.

Laser Lemon: Being heir is tiring.

Me: I know sweetie, just drink your double nonfat with whip and

banana sprinkles cappuccino and I'll find you a wife.

Oh! And it looks like it's time for a home makeover.

There we go :)

Much better!

Cinnabar: Hey WTF.

Laser Lemon's new room. c:

Hey Cinnabar...what's that thing burning near your feet?!

Laser Lemon: 3...2...1...!

Cinnabar: Mmmm, cake.

It's okay, just blow your father up, no worries. -.-

Aw :)

Laser Lemon is climbing the martial arts ranks!

It's a good thing he's strong, because he sure isn't smart.

You really don't need to put the buns and the mustard in the microwave

with the hot dogs Laser Lemon...

Remember this?

Ochre: Hmwrk iz srs bzniss.

Saffron: Shh. We dnt talk durin srs bzniss.

Laser Lemon met a lady at work!

I thought she looked promising so he invited her out.

They met up at the amphitheatre.

Laser Lemon appears to be incredibly nervous.

Oh good god.

We do not approve.

Laser Lemon: Yeah she really isn't my type. Little nose, gray hair,

and she dresses like a dude.

Me: Uhh...

Laser Lemon: Crap, she's right behind me isn't she...

Me: Yup.

Suit Girl: ...

Laser Lemon: ...

Me: ...

Laser Lemon got the hell out of there.

He REALLY got the hell out of there, and ended

up in France! (French girls are pretty right?)

Oh, hello. Who might this be?

Margot the food merchant. How adorable.

Laser Lemon: You, ahem, you are like a b-b-beautiful butterfly,

just emerging from her cocoon...and uh...I like your hair.

Laser Lemon: Erm...I could really love someone like you....baby.

Margot: *swoon*

I could really say something along the lines of Margot explaining that her last

boyfriend was "this big" and then Laser Lemon bragging that he is "at least

this big" and Margot being all short of breath and...

oh I guess I just did.

So, they really like each other. :))))

So much that as soon as Laser Lemon gets home,

he invites her to stay over for a couple days.

And then goes and hits shit to get rid of all

that sexual frustration and buff himself up for her visit.

It's a twofer!

End.

I messed a bit with the brightness and contrast of the images,

I hope they look okay (if not better!).

Thanks for reading!

The Snazzle Legacy 1.6

2010-08-08T10:31:00.000-07:00

Last time on the Snazzle Show, a heir was chosen!

Congrats to Laser Lemon for being so amazingly awesome.

Warning: Swearing

And here is your chosen one in all his glory!

Okay, so he failed....hard, but he is still awesomesauce XD

Saffron did not return home after school one day.

I found her being incredibly emo on the playground.

Why so serious Saffron?

Saffron: I should have been heir, I'm the only girl...

Me: Oh...lemme get you a tissue.

I did not tell ANY of them to do their homework,

WTG Sims 3.

Laser Lemon: I'm so badass, I don't need no bandaids.

Ochre: If a dragon attacked you, I'm pretty sure you'd need a bandaid.

Laser Lemon: Naw, F that S, I'd have a badass airplane

that transforms into a mecha and goes apeshit on that MFing dragon.

Ochre: You are so damn impressive.

Giallo: No he's not, where the hell is he going to get an

airplane turned mecha, when is that ever going to happen?

Laser Lemon: You're just jealous.

Giallo: Must. Get. The. Thoughts. Out. Of. My. Head. Ugh.

O.o

I will never ever tire of these pictures. XD

Cinnabar got bored one night and headed over to Cho's swamp to get

some action. He's such an ass for bringing the limo.

Oh look, his two boys Dale and....the other one. C:

They really are cute. Wish I could fix their hair though... =/

Yup, that's Cinnabar's too.

Cho: You want to WHAT? Are you crazy?

Cinnabar: C'mon, you won't get pregnant again...hey...hey...c'mon...

Cho: No STFU and GTFO!

Cinnabar: *sadface*

Cho: Just leave.

Scary Lady in the Back: Ima eat tha bebes nao.

Cinnabar got the hell out of there.

He finally remembered he has a wife who could take care of his...

needs.

Cinnabar and Julienne: *flirt*

Giallo: Eeeeuuwww, could you try NOT doing that!?

Cinnabar: You know son, your mother is really attractive. I'd

completely forgotten how hot her body is.

Laser Lemon: Dude Dad...why?

Yay! Finally get to kick one out. XD

So very self confident, and I can't really see why.

(I'm so mean! O.o)

cute c:

Cinnabar and Julienne renew their vows between the sheets.

And then act all cute afterwards. Sigh.

I would not feel comfortable being tattooed by an elderly

woman whose eyes rolled back into her head whilst she tattooed me.

Just saying.

Suits him.

Cinnabar just could not stay away, and Cho finally gave in.

Yes, they got it on in City Hall.

Nymphos...

*squee* I love the music boxes! NINJA!

Oh look, Cho is back to her usual state...pregnant. :P

It's a beautiful night (as is every night b/c there is no WEATHER! ]<)

and Cinnabar decided to spend some time with his neglected daughter.

RoR.

Love the music box interactions.

Giallo calls about 40 times a day. I think he is

calling to ask if he can move back in...seeing as he is currently homeless.

Oh and look! Birthday party!

Cinnabar is becoming an elder,

I just had to throw a party.

And Cho just had to ruin it.

Not to worry though, she left on her own to go

to the hospital.

And Cinnabar got to blow out his candles, as planned.

Okay, I just have to bitch for a second...

Why do they have to cheer for SO DAMN LONG?!

I swear its like 3 hours of, yeah!, whoo!, alright!

STFU.

Yeah okay, this is just priceless. XD

What's wrong with this picture?

Cinnabar: Eugh, WTF. I grew a baby?

Bahahahaha. That is just awesome.

After aging, Cinnabar had to ruin his already ruined party by

running to Cho's side.

Cho: Your party was really cool. Sorry I had to go

and have your babies.

I think that's it for Cho. Five kids (nine people total)

in a swamp shack is quite enough...or is it?

I finally got to fix Cinnabar. I think he is even more

adorable as an elder. :))

And random shot of the day!

Fin.

Thanks for reading <3

The Snazzle Legacy 1.5 + Heir Poll

2010-08-01T22:23:00.000-07:00

Yes, another! I'm banging these out so I can

get back to playing! :D

Last time, Cinnabar had another illegitimate child with

his girl on the side, the family went out on the town,

and Julienne got old!

Cho: I know I shouldn't but he is just so yummy!

Bowchica...no? Okay, I'll stop. =/

Poor Julienne has to sleep in the boys room...

maybe she is dreaming of buffing up so she can beat up Cho?

Ah, sweet justice. Because of the sleeping situation, Giallo

ends up on the couch :D

Mwhahahaha

Nice one Cho!

Giallo: WTF man, I was sleepin there.

Giallo: I WILL MAKE HER SUFFER!

Me: I honestly think she has suffered enough Giallo.

I could take pictures of sims on the trampoline all day long...

Cho: O.O

Giallo: Wow, the shark just bit off his head!

Saffron: Did you know that a shark can vomit up its own

stomach then pull it back in to get rid of undigestable food?

Cho: O.o

Ochre: Mom, this liquid dinner tastes nothing like steak.

Julienne: Well, we should get right on writing them a very stern letter!

Ochre: Can't you just make me steak? 8)

Yipee, go Ochre! (you neglected middle child you.)

Damn that nose.

Of course Laser Lemon rocks at this game,

because he just rocks at life. <3

(am I being too obvious about my weird love for him?)

With the kids well on their way to adulthood,

I had Julienne grab a part time job at the bookstore.

Figured it should keep her busy enough.

Cinnabar is working on the legacy book for his generation...

Julienne: I just don't understand, suddenly we're completely broke.

Saffron: Shelves, fuck yeah!

Just had to capture this beautiful moment...

Giallo: No, you're not listening to me! Cell phones and

computers are going to give us all cancer!

Julienne: I really don't think....hold on son...

Julienne: Could you just leave us alone for one god damned second!?!?

Me: Nope :)))

Cinnabar: *rocks the hell out*

Ochre: *lurks*

Ochre is obsessing over the stove and Julienne is telling her

teenage son about her showgirl days...

something is definitely in the water in Twinbrook.

Oh sweet! Bathroom birthdays are the best! =/

Lovely Saffron.

Yes, she too has the dreaded nose.

But she is very pretty in a special sort of way.

And she is also very special in a scary sort of way.

Besides the obvious awesomeness that is LL,

I'd also like to point out Snoz II. Here's hoping I

remember to feed this one.

End of update, sorry for such a short one, slacked

bit on the picture taking. Let's get right into the heir poll XD

Giallo enjoys bitching and complaining about everything

and making faces at inanimate objects.

Laser Lemon enjoys trampoline jumping, exercise,

and being adorable.

Ochre is good at being bland,

but his traits definitely show potential.

Saffron is very similar to Giallo in that she

enjoys making awkward faces, but she has a lot

more niceness to her.

Feel free to post your vote in the comments here or vote in

the poll posted at SWG.

Thanks! :)

The Snazzle Legacy 1.4

2010-08-01T21:13:00.000-07:00

Last time on the Snazzle show,

there was a whole lotta pants wetting...and stuff.

I'm not sure I understand how this could be happen,

I mean...c'mon I built you guys another bathroom!

Tired of day by day life in the house I decided

to send the family out on the town.

Cinnabar, being at the top of the music career,

gets to pimp around in this awesome limo!

Cinnabar: Where should we sit?

Giallo: I dunno, where do you wanna sit?

Julienne: Not sure, too many choices really.

Laser Lemon: You guys choose.

Me: Dammit people! Just sit the hell down!

Cho: *stalk stalk* I had your father's child.

Giallo: Step the eff off bitch, don't rain on our parade.

Cho: But...baby...

Giallo: Step. OFF.

Cinnabar: + +

The kids and Julienne head to the pool.

It's good to see they are making good use of their time away from home... -.-

Cinnabar heads to the theatre to sign some autographs, cuz he's ballin'.

Cho: *stalk stalk* You never call me anymore. *stalk stalk*

Cinnabar: Feck, ima have to actually do something about this aren't I?

Me: Yup.

Cinnabar: I'm sorry okay? I've been busy...being awesome!

Cho: That doesn't make me feel any better...

Cinnabar: I would have called but...I'm working as much as possible,

trying to save money so you can raise our child properly....?

Me: Good answer.

Cinnabar: I really love you okay? Give me another chance.

Me: Oh yeah, now you're workin' it.

Random townie: Man that dude is straight up smooth with the ladies.

Cinnabar invites Cho into the theatre for a "tour".

lolz, they got kicked out.

Cinnabar: Sigh, but we were making beautiful music...

Me: Don't wanna know. *covers ears* lalalalala

Cho: I feel so used...D=

And thus ends the family outing turned sexcapades...

I am completely unsure of the purpose of this picture

other than it is very cute ^.^

Saffron disapproves of your yard nap Ochre...

Laser Lemon: WHOA! *pelvic thrust*

Woop woop, finally ~~my favourite~~ Laser Lemon is a teen!

Squee!!! He is so adorable...XD

Did I say he is adorable? Because he is so god damn adorable! <3<3<3

Ochre: Hmwrk iz srs bzniss.

Saffron: Shh. We dnt talk durin srs bzniss.

Julienne explodes into elderhood.

She's a cutie, but I later changed her hair back to the bun...this

just wouldn't grow on me.

Oh, how nice, Cho came for a visit.

Cinnabar: Wow, got knocked up again?

Cho: It's yours Cinn.

Cinnabar: Crap...you know I hate kids right?

But he doesn't hate making out!

Nope, not one bit.

Julienne, oblivious to what is going on inside,

enjoys endless hours of...whatever the hell this game is called.

Cinnabar: O.O

Laser Lemon: Dad! Do something!

Saffron: DOES IT HELP IF I JUMP AROUND AND

SCREAM LOUDLY?!?!

Me: Nice of you to give her a ride to the hospital Cinnabar, but

don't you think you should be a bit closer...help her breath

or something?

Cinnabar: I don't want her to leak on me.

sigh.

Another boy...and I forget his name =/

Bad simgoddess!

But we do get the first glance at the home of Cho.

And it makes me feel horrible for getting her preggers so many times. :(

Four adults and two children in the hovel? Oh le sigh.

Dale is quite cute though XD

Another update has come to an end...

Only one more before I can post the heir poll

and go back to playing the family!! XD

Thanks for reading and a big

thanks to SWG for their support :))))

The Snazzle Legacy 1.3

2010-07-31T22:04:00.000-07:00

Last time in the snazzlerific world of the Snazzles,

Cinnabar got himself a bum buddy, a girl was welcomed into

the family, and much (okay only a little) more!

Warning: There is a lot of pants wetting in this update! Don't eat and read!

Also, a little bit of extra swearing in this one.

We begin the wonderful 1.3 adventure with a lovely

screen capture of a friend Giallo brought home from school.

Wait...Giallo has friends?

I'm not sure you will ever learn Julienne, the boy

will not do chores!

Giallo's Friend: I was expecting a child in this crib, but alas

there is none to be found. *sadpanda*

Laser Lemon: *poke* *poke* heheh *poke*

Me: Laser, judging by the look on that bunny's face,

she does not enjoy you poking her naughty bits.

And now it is time for.....*drum roll*......

Saffron spam! XD

Awwwww

Meanwhile, there is a whole lot of fail going on in the main

part of the house.

It seems both boys are thinking, "I'm glad it wasn't me."

Julienne: Haha...oops!

Giallo: Eeww, omg it's spreading!

Laser Lemon: RAAAAAAAAGGEEEE!!!1!!

Giallo: Listen Ochre, I must teach you one thing, and

one thing only. Do not, I repeat, do not play with that bunny.

Laser Lemon has been...just don't touch it okay?

Ochre: *wibble*

Giallo: No!

Giallo: Just sit here nicely and play in the puddle of urine.

Ochre: O.O hewp

The mystical power of the urine set into motion the

aging process!

Welcome to self-sufficiency Ochre!

Saffron is not quite so lucky. O.o

Ochre: Neeewww!

Laser Lemon: Dude, wtf?

Ochre: Your uncaring ways do not sit well with me brother!

Laser Lemon: I have no rage left in me, I used it up when Mom

pissed on the floor.

Ochre: HUMBUG!

Laser Lemon is wicked awesome on the trampoline,

he does all kinds of flips and shit. <3

Although I do have the constant fear of him breaking his spine. =/

I have no idea why Cinnabar and Julienne continue to request Giallo's

help around the house. He has refused every single time.

I suppose they think that because he is the eldest he should

take on more responsibility, to set a good example...

but they are sims...and that is all a bunch of bullshit.

Giallo: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph woman, not again.

Giallo: OMFGWTFBBQ I'm standing in it!!!

Giallo: Dear Lord is there no escape?!

Julienne: Heh, got some on my toes!

Giallo: *gags*

Julienne: Whew, that's a strong batch!

Hehehe, I love that it's shaped like a heart. <3

This occurred at basically the exact moment Julienne wet herself so I do

not know who did it. But, seeing how frustrated Laser Lemon looks

and the proximity of the puddle to Ochre's foot, I'd go with Ochre.

Laser Lemon: FMMFL D<

Seems like it's time for Giallo to take his meds!

I lol'd.

Julienne: I could have been something. I could have

been the CEO of a multi-national corporation, taking money

from the poor and putting it in my pocket, killing baby seals, and

destroying the lives of millions!

Julienne: Guess I should go get the laundry done.

Julienne: Jesus H. F@$%ing Christ I hate my life!

Oh look, Saffron is about to get her age on!

Cinnabar absolutely refuses to put that book down,

so he just pretends to have a noise maker in his mouth...which

technically he could be holding in his empty hand but he can't

because he has to use that one to keep his balance as he puts all his

weight into blowing as hard as he can to make absolutely no noise

come out of his pursed lips.

sigh.

Oh god, my eyes!

Have to change that hair immediately. O.o

Well, don't look so happy about it Saffron.

geesh.

Fin!

Thanks for reading :))

The Snazzle Legacy 1.2

2010-07-27T19:23:00.000-07:00

When we last left the wonderful world of the Snazzles,

Julienne was in the midst of popping out ANOTHER child.

So, why don't we pick up from there?

IT'S A GIRL!!!!

(I swear I had nothing to do with this. I absolutely did not cheat

and force Julienne to eat multiple watermelons. *ahem*)

Her name is Saffron, a name I have been saving for a girl

because I think it's amazing. Like all the others, her traits

were completely randomized.

During her labour, Cinnabar was lounging on the couch or some

nonsense, so of course the poor neglected toddlers were forced

to fester in their diapers. I would NOT want to be in that

room right now.

I love how Julienne has managed to remain almost completely

emotionless when there are multitudes of screaming children surrounding her.

Okay, multitudes may be a bit of an exaggeration, but still.

Giallo: I must jump my pain away. *schrunchy face*

Whatever works for you I guess...

Julienne: Oh look, another screaming baby.

Cinnabar: Is there a child in need? I should...oh nomnomnom

these pancakes are outstanding!

Giallo: When Ochre grows up I'm gonna punch him in the throat!

Cinnabar is becoming a (older) man!

LMFAO!

You honestly think you look that good Cinnabar?

Ah good, back to his old hair.

Cinnabar: Wow *scratches head* how can I be this bad at this game?

Giallo: *cracks knuckles* I am ready to throwdown. Lemme show you

how the real men do it.

Haha! Epic fail.

Wooden bunny: *is happy* *is a wooden bunny*

That evening (or one evening, whichever) Cinnabar was feeling rather empty.

His wife was constantly glaring at him, his demon spawn were constantly bawling, and

he really missed his goldfish, Snoz, so he went out looking for action.

I would like to introduce to you, Cho. No, not Cho Chang, she lives in another world.

This is Cho, Cinnabar's coworker.

Yes, the same one who provided the music at his and Julienne's wedding.

And he's about to lay down some mad flirtation.

Cinnabar: I would hold your hands but I can't seem to lift my arms

any higher than this...

Cho: Ooh Cinnabar, you're so romantic!

Unfortunately, they were stuck interacting on a hillside. Now, if this were

TS2 they'd both be stamping up a storm, bitching about how they can't talk

to the person who is RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.

But TS3 is a bit more advance, they will interact, but very awkwardly.

Finally got them to move =P

This is my absolute favourite first kiss. I love how he

completely misses and kisses her chin...dawww.

So with that, Cinnabar has a girl on the side.

It kind of makes me like him more!

On a completely different topic, according to the repairperson it is Christmas

in Twinbrook! Wish I had some weather to alert me of the season....*grumble*

Yay for Laser Lemon! No longer in diapers, good job!

Laser Lemon after his makeover.

He is so freakin' adorable! *massive hugs*

(thank you so much for not looking like Giallo...)

Speak of the devil.

Giallo: Bitch, where's my allowance?!

Julienne: You didn't do your chores, no allowance this week. Plus,

you are currently the least liked child.

Giallo: You best watch your back woman.

Julienne: I blame your father for this.

I heart dysfunctional families!

Giallo: Can you NOT sit there?

Laser Lemon: God damn, who took a crap on your birthday cake?

Woot, enough money to extend the house!

I'm actually really proud of this one, I typically suck at building.

I didn't even realize Giallo was not at home until I got the curfew message.

Poor kid is actually insane.

Saffron is emerging from her cocoon! XD

Well, she has some potential.

Giallo: Boooo Dad, you're so LAME! Two thumbs down!

I have no idea what prompted this, but let me tell you

I was not dissatisfied.

Cinnabar decided to call Cho for some action, with his wife in the same room.

Not only the same room, but the bathroom, the smallest room in the house.

The man has some balls.

They meet up at the local watering hole for some not so innocent flirtation.

After a while, Cinnabar invited her over to the theatre for a "tour" (wink, wink).

She seemed OVERLY excited about the whole thing and was not afraid to hide it =P

But suddenly and unexpectedly, she just up and left.

*sadface*

But 'lo and behold! She drove right to the legacy house!

(wtf?!)

Luckily, she remained there until Cinnabar arrived home.

Nothing like releasing some sexual frustration on a trampoline...

Cinnabar: OMFGOMFG THIS IS THE BEST EVAR!!!!1!!!1

Oooh, I see why you are enjoying yourself so damn much Cinn.

Awkward...

Laser Lemon: Mommy, I don't feel right about what Daddy's doing right now.

Julienne: It's okay sweetie, as long as he isn't impregnating me again I don't care what he does.

Laser Lemon: ...

Oh noes! They are flirting with Julienne in the same room!

How will she react?!!!

Ack! She is having an emotional breakdown in the sideyard!

Oh poor poor Julienne, after all your hard work...after everything you did!!!!

Raising his children, keeping his house clean, putting up with his late night

guitar shenanigans...

You must be completely broken hearted. D:

Oh, you just completely ignored your husband and ran outside to play tag

with Laser Lemon?

Carry on then.

Giallo reaches teenhood.

Looking back on what he was like as a child,

this does not bode well for the family.

He's, uh, interesting looking. Yes...that's the word, interesting.

Cho: I would be much more into this if the beadspread was cowprint.

Cinnabar: *looks at the clock* Ok, we got 3 minutes...LET'S DO THIS!

Cho: D:

The two lovers end the night with some rampant making out in the family room.

Julienne must truly have a heart of stone, either that or she's legally blind...I got

no reaction from her whatsoever.

A few days later...

Dale is the absolute worst name for a love child I have ever heard.

I am not impressed by this Cho.

I would like to close with a beautifully heartwarming photo

of Cinnabar carefully and gently explaining to Giallo just how much

he doesn't love him.

Father/son relationships are just so special, *sigh*. XD

Thanks for reading!

I wanted to apologize for any unfunniness and/or grammar mistakes

(commas are my nemesis) I've been up since 330am today so my brain is

running very sloooowly. =P

Snazzle Heir Portraits

2010-07-26T15:22:00.000-07:00

I am way too much of a slacker to have portraits or photos done in game, takes too much skilling, so I will just do it this way so we can all remember the heirs.

Cinnabar Snazzle

Founder

Laser Lemon Snazzle

Generation Two Heir

The Snazzle Legacy 1.1

2010-07-25T15:33:00.000-07:00

Chapter 1.1 of the completely unfamous* legacy has arrived!

*I am aware that unfamous is not a word

When I last left you, Julienne was about to pop a baby out of her

fun bits, so lets see how that went! XD

Yes the happy couple had a baby boy. His name is Giallo, and his

traits were completely randomized, not to be revealed unless he ends

up being the heir!

Cinnabar: Fucking children. I mean srslywtf. I'm gonna punch

that little baby in the face...

Me: *backs away slowly*

But I gotta say, if this little larvae was in my house screaming his

underdeveloped lungs out I might want to punch it as well.

Cinnabar and Julienne ignore their needy child and get their flirt on.

Seriously, do you have to make that face Julienne? It really makes

you very undesirable.

But maybe that's just me.

Julienne: Wtf? I was just checking for wrinkles in the mirror and all

of the sudden things got all Twilight up in this bitch.

Me: You're getting old Juli.

Julienne: Nooooooooooo.........!!!!!!!!! D=

Our little demon Giallo ~~leveled~~ aged up!

What a cute little Snazzle he is. *hugs*

Yes despite my obvious love for torturing sims,

I do still have a good heart.

Julienne is preggers again! She handles the pregnancy quite well and

even does a pretty decent job of keeping Giallo alive.

Woop woop!

C'mon Juli, you can do it!

Julienne: Fuck, another boy.

Me: Fuck, another boy.

His name is Laser Lemon and again I randomized the traits.

Cinnabar: Dammit woman, shut that thing up!

Julienne: So I guess this would be a bad time to discuss having more?

Julienne: Giallo, Mommy just needs some me time. I'm going to put you down, you just sit

nicely and play with grass or something.

Julienne: I feel freeeeeeee!

Me: But you are free, I don't control you at all. I've never once

told you what to do.

Julienne: Liessss, all lies D<

...

Giallo: Feeed ME!!!!!

*snap*

Don't break your neck child!

I would like us all to take a moment of silence to mourn the loss

of the legacy goldfish, Snoz. =(((((

Cinnabar: Guess I should have paid more attention to the poor guy.

Me: Don't blame yourself Cinnabar...*sniffle*

In an attempt to get their groove back, Cinn and Juli head out for

dinner in town. Either someone farted or Cinnabar just isn't enjoying

himself.

Cinnabar: *claps* Yaaay, dim sum, and then some! bahahaha

Julienne: You were dropped on your head as a baby weren't you. omnomnom.

Cinnabar: Are you done eating now?

Julienne: No.

Cinnabar: Are you done eating now?

Julienne: No.

Cinnabar: Are you done eating now?

Julienne: No.

...

Cinnabar: Are you d-

Julienne: No. XD

Back at home Laser Lemon is joining his brother in toddler hood.

Laser Lemon: Mmm Bunny, you smell like cherries. *licks*

Oooo and you taste like cherries, omnomnomnom

Ahh! Guess I forgot to mention that Julienne got knocked up again.

Whoops =P

Another healthy baby boy!

Julienne: Dammit.

His name is Ochre.

This is absolutely amazing and will never happen again. So I just had

to record it.

Giallo: ZOMG so hungry, but can't. stop. the. sparkle.

Maybe I should rename him Bart Simpson?

Julienne: Oh I see how it is. You get to go play your fancy guitar while

I have to do all the house work and take care of YOUR three children.

Cinnabar: Shut it woman.

I have no idea why I make the males in my game such complete asshats.

Maybe I should go into therapy...

Preggers again. And you will NOT be having a boy Julienne!!

Not if I can help it.

Aww, the first bus ride of the legacy!

Giallo: I hate you.

Giallo: Mom? Shouldn't you be cleaning something?

Julienne: Oh...I...*sadface*

Later that day...

Julienne: You know it's your job to clean to dishes, why isn't it done?

Giallo: But Moooooooom, I'm tiiiiredddd.

Julienne: You're a horrible son.

Giallo: You're a horrible mother.

Me: Stop it you too! Don't make me make you get along!

Cinnabar: You really have another one in there? I don't hear anything.

Julienne: What you think I could fake this?

Cinnabar: You fake orgasms don't you?

Julienne: Well this is just a little different!!

Cinnabar: Yeah, only a little.

Cinnabar is finally in the orchestra path of the music career. He looks

pretty damn snazzy in his uniform XD

Little Ochre ages up!

He looks a lot like his brothers. I'm just glad that they all seem

to have normal sized noses. (unlike their mother)

Speaking of their mother!

Julienne: It doesn't ever get easier! Owww!

To be continued....

The Snazzle Legacy 1.0

2010-07-24T16:49:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Snazzle Legacy!

This is a rainbow and ISBI legacy which will follow most of the rules

but no scoring will be involved...because that is just too much work for me.

I might change my mind at some point about the ISBI aspect since it isn't quite

as interesting in TS3 as it was in TS2.

Anyways, I say we get on with it. :)

I give you, your founder. Cinnabar Snazzle.

Starting with red for this legacy and mostly going in order from there.

Along with these beautifully randomized traits, Cinnabar's LTW is to

become a hit movie composer.

Cinnabar has a very humble abode, as most legacy founders tend to have.

I did grant him a goldfish, named Snoz, who I am hoping will survive the entire legacy.

First things first, Cinnabar heads out to get himself a job. The theatre holds

his coveted music career...and apparently a few ladies to ogle.

NO. Absolutely not! I'm sorry whoever you are, but your genes do not suit our tastes.

Cinnabar heads over to the park for some more lady watching and instead finds this

odd teen garbed in 70's style clothing and a creeper who wants to do

I don't wanna know what to the poor kid.

After a while, Cinnabar stumbles upon the best looking sim so far.

I must say, Twinbrook is not so great for breeding.

Cinnabar discovers that Julienne is in the culinary career and tries to impress her

with his cooking techniques. Unfortunately for both of them, she looks bored

out of her mind.

Julienne: Sooo...haha yeah, cooking. Anyway, you're in the music career?

Isn't that rather nerve racking, all that pressure to perform?

Cinnabar: Well, I am a professional you know. And I think you'll find

that I can perform under any amount of pressure.

...

Cinnabar: Before I put anymore effort into this, I'd just like to know

whether or not you're single.

Julienne: Oh yeah totally! Single and open for business.

So Cinnabar continues to make his epic moves on Julienne,

securing a womb for his legacy heirs.

Although, looking at a face like this, I wouldn't blame the poor

guy if he started to have second thoughts.

But no, horrible face and all, Cinnabar continues wooing his future spouse.

They seem to have amazing chemistry because this is probably the fastest

I've ever been able to get to this point in a relationship. (In the sims I mean...)

Cinnabar: So listen Juli, can I call you Juli? Okay, Juli, you're

probably the best it's gonna get, want to be my girlfriend?

Julienne accepts and much making out ensues.

Cinnabar finishes off his successful night with a nice barbecued hot dog,

And rises early the next morning to get some skilling in before his first day at work.

Cinnabar ended up being extremely late for his first day at work and

I guess this is his panic face. I'm not buying it.

Cinnabar: Hey sweetie, just got done with work. I was so uber, you don't even know.

Cinnabar autonomously called Julienne right after work. I took it as a sign of

good things to come.

On his next day off, Cinnabar invited Julienne over for some more romantic

advancement. I'm not sure what was going on with these two, I have never

seen sims who were dating or in love greet each other with a handshake, it's

just not natural!

Despite the odd greeting, things heated up quickly and Cinnabar (ok I) decided to pop

the question.

Cinnabar: Check this shit out. Not only do you get my hot body, but you

get this shiny and HUGE diamond as well.

Julienne: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

And thus, her fate was sealed. Poor woman.

Cinnabar: So, don't you think we should get married right away?

I sure do, who needs a long engagement. We got lives to get on with, amiright?

Julienne: Do I get more shiny?

With Cinnabar's work buddy setting the mood with some music in the background,

Cinnabar and Julienne became Mr. and Mrs. Snazzle.

Praise the gnome! Julienne brought nearly 40k into the family.

Finally, Cinnabar has a roof over his head. Ok, I know it really didn't

take that long....but it was long enough.

Julienne got a colour appropriate makeover and I soon discovered her

habit of checking herself out. She does this around eighty times a day, on

a good day.

Poor Julienne got the disappointment of discovering her husband's

never nude trait. He will have to be nude during woohoo though right? At

least you have that...

Cinnabar: Wait till you get a taste of my reproduction skills, baby.

Julienne: Wait....what?

Woot, baby chimes!

Julienne has no idea that what is growing inside her right at this moment will

only be the start of a long long life of brutal child rearing.

...=(

No reason for this picture other than the fact that I love laundry in the game. =P

And pop goes the belly!

Cinnabar: What? You're WHAT?! I hate children with every ounce of my being,

how could you do this to me?!

Julienne: You must be joking! It's your stupid sperm that impregnated me!

I had nothing to do with this!!! You wanted to consummate our marriage!!

Cinnabar: It was not me, it was the simgoddess. I shouldn't have blamed you.

Julienne: WTF, who?

Cinnabar: She controls my every action.

Julienne: You are certifiably insane. No one controls me,

so no one controls you.

Cinnabar: Look, it's really hard to explain. Just please please please

forgive me!

They patched things up of course...and I continued reaping havoc on their

sad little lives.

Incoming, baby number one!

Dun dun dunnnnnn! Cliffhanger =P

Hope you enjoyed the first installment of my legacy.

There is a lot more hilarity to come, I promise!